Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

Here’s inspiration for a @BobC and @julian2002 mashup project . . .

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That’s awful. We wants it now, although it needs to have fake Ulysse Nardin or Roger Dubuis instead of Faulex for extra vulgarity.
When I win the lottery this will take pride of place in the Cheshire wing, along with snow white Lay-Z-Boys, purple shag pile carpets and flock wallpaper depicting scenes from the karma sutra. There will also be a walk in safe containing my extensive collection of eye searing be-blinged watches.
God even I hope I never win the lottery.

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beautiful, but should have been done with a collection of Frank Muller gold Cobra watches in the shape of a Cobra, now that would have been cool. I can’t wait to win the lottery.

ps…Any billionaires reading this, if you have no taste whatsoever (that’s pretty much all of you), feel free to get in touch. I can spend vast sums of your money fulfilling the no taste requirement.

ta.

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:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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Overpriced.

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That is fucking hideous - give yourself a large cockpunch :+1:

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Howd’ya mean like? :grin:

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Well, you hold you arm out in front of your body, clench your hand, then move it as fast as you can in the direction of your genitalia :smiley:

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Then back out then back in, then back out … Oh sorry, that is something else :shushing_face:

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using a mirror will increase accuracy

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I have to use a mirror :disappointed_relieved:

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LOL, real ones start at about $80,000
I’m not sure I’d pay £0.

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My trusty Milgauss now getting a bit “patinated”


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You need to send it back to Rolex for a service, they’ll give it the full triggers broom treatment for you and charge you a fortune for the privilege of reducing the value of your prime investment piece with service parts. If you decline their generous offer to pour sand in your arse and then go in dry you get a lovely black mark against your watch in their records.

Lovely watch though - a bit on the small side for my gargantuan wrists but the GV is one of those watches I saw through an AD’s window many moons ago and had the instant wants for.

It’s not two years old yet! By the time the service is due it will be properly scratched. Don’t think servicing a beaten-up 5 year old watch will reduce the value, TBH. :smiley:

It’s a lovely watch - found it at Heathrow T4, and got 20% off list as i was flying to the USA. :grin:

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No, it’s a Rolex.

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Milgauss is a thicc watch. Don’t see many around especially the gv. Very nice

I’ve got a couple chunks taken out of my sub bracelet too, will probably require a new piece. My case has a flattened lug which would need microwelding which I very much doubt they do. New case must be £1k

A GMT watch request. What are the options for a half decent, yet cheap, office GMT. Is there anything out there other than the ETA movement and within the ETA universe what are the standout watches?