we’ve been told not to capture customers signatures for the foreseeable, and either write our initials or cv19 on the screen.
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Luckily, among the 24 post codes in the Coventry area that start CV there is no CV19
Otherwise think how much post they would be getting 
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I can sign my signature in farts.
In Morse code, or by lighting them and burning the letters onto the paper ?
VB
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they have a unique smell signature. I have lodged a master fart with them for cross checking.
I have also discovered I can sign write my signature on a dry doorstep by pissing it on the pathway.
That is 
Yeh … I wasn’t exactly endorsing it…
Hamilton are decent and if you like the others who gives a toss what others think ?
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Absolutely, each to their own, even the commie-christmas-cracker-clockette-collectors. It’s never gonna be a circle-jerk on AA tho’ - piss exists to be ripped 
Arguing about who buys the shittiest watches is quite funny.
A tug of war when both have the shitty end of the stick
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And yet another side-splittingly hilarious thread title edit!
Truly we are Blessed 
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For the aussies out there…
“Oh Meester Pollock”
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Chortle!
Well, in the spirit of the thread rebrand, today’s “Ooh… That’s Nice!” knee-fondlers:
Elysee Rally Timer I - do love me a bit of “bullhead” action 
German made; Citizen quartz movement; €325.
Bonoring for Tudor’s underloved Fastrider Ducati collab to scratch the yellow dial itch, too -
Sunset yellow or tomato red? Rude not to get both, surely…
£TooMuch, and not made any more.
The mods need to change the thread title
I keep thinking it is the thread about the American Orange Cunt
My mistake
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Well there is orange, and there are certainly cunts, so pretty close…
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Only Breitlings can have yellow dials, it’s a law or something, just like only Seiko and Doxa can have solid orange dials.
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