Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

lol Certina - cheap cunt

Yeah he went cheap cheap too

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My favourite watch-related press byline of the… ever.

“Fellows Auctioneer is offering the chance to acquire a piece of history relating to two sunken ships at the same time: the Titanic and the watchmaker Romain Jerome.”

Not sorry to see them go.

The watches themselves had had a thorough going-over with the ugly stick, and that one in particular is in extremely poor taste IMO.

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Heartily agree :+1:

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Built with some HMS Victory wood and brass.

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My attempts to build a Sinn UX at home have not been completely successful.

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The dial is quite nice.
The rest of it is shite
I always remember a tour of the Victory in the early 80s
As the ship is still on the official list it was a RN rating who was the tour guide.
He said.
“ Nelson’s famous victories were Copenhagen, Ushant, Nile and Trafalgar”

Slight pause

“And there is an easy way of remembering that”

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I actually like that Bremont. They make some nice watches, and a lot more near-miss watches; but what really lets them down is the fact they’re 3 times the price they should be.

Are there any current production watches that are well made and don’t conjure a migraine when forced to gawp at 1327 cogs, miscellaneous neon do-dads & dials with bezels that dowse for dark matter? Preferably not the size of Gran Telescopio Canarias and certainly not painted in a premeditated attempt to be snazzy, zany or celebrate tastelessness.

Patek 5196R, manual wind, 37mm, makes you (even more) irresistible to your preferred sexes.

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Lovely, but I would prefer it in silver/stainless steel. I am a fucking luddite when it comes to watches. There are a load 1950’s Longines that are somewhat visually similar to that which I would be equally happy with. I possible might also have many tens of thousands of pounds worth of change from the PP if I bought the Longines.

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The rose gold is a bit Essex for me but the white gold looks quite stylish

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And regret and longing.

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Nice, but you’d have thought that at that price someone would have sprung for the right size strap.

What’s going on at the lugs?

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I assume the PP is a ladies watch?

Sparrows need watches too!

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Budget?

Seemingly insufficient for a 5196. I may have to actually sell some shit. Already my interest is squaring up against my black belt sloth.

As you appear to have no single tangible anchor point for this quest, the sensible answer would be to get thyself unto a large, rambling dealership and look at some actual wristwatches in the flesh. It is a truth universally acknowledged that watch websites are fucking useless for working-out what you will actually really like in reality, and you may well chuck good money away working it out the hard way.

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