Cocks on clocks (Part the Sekonda)

It’s no problem, jewellers is the issue unless they buy and sell these all the time they won’t have a clue.

For me it’s the shape of the lugs being miles off, endlinks on the bracelet are nothing like any genuine ones, case back is too doomed and polished around the edge not grained, sticker is wrong (colour text etc), crown is over doomed and not stepped, rehaut is polished and should be grained, dial was never T but marked T, indices on the dial touch the markers but should be separate with some distance etc etc.

Was easier to say 100% no :rofl:

It is trying to be a Rolex 14270 so they can compare side to side with pictures of real ones

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Perfect gif response

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Agree :rofl: deserves some sort of forum prize :trophy:

New cheapie.

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A friend of Claire’s was going to Spain for a bit so asked us to look after a few watches, all in a bag!!

First up a couple of Italian stallions


A French fancy

And finally, the full Swiss Tony…

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This guy…

Are there holes on either side of the crown at the RHS of the case?

Yes, one either side. I take it that’s where the crown guard would have been mounted. The watches all look to have been well used and abused tbh. Bezel on the Chanel barely turns and the bracelet on the date just is badly stretched. I suspect the latter is still worth a pretty penny though.

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Cheers.

I took one look and thought “ooh, rong” and then realised what might have happened.

I knew something didn’t look quite right with it. Fair play for getting me to check.

While I’m here

Went into the shop, said “Have you got the green mechanical one?”, they said “Yes”, I said “I’d like to buy one please”.

The wife thought I was having a stroke or something until she noticed that everyone in the shop was doing the same thing, and there was no way their stock would last the day.

Excellent little thing that will be perfect for a good bit of European travel in the second half of the year.

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Bonus points for IWC on Bond Street.

The bracelet that was a neat fit in January is too tight in high summer, so I wanted an extra link.

Of course Sir, we have the part in stock and there’s no charge.

Sprat to catch a mackerel obvs, but all the same…

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Just doing a bit of pipe-dreaming. I was genuinely tempted by this

(rubbish photo but what are you going to do?)

https://www.iwc.com/gb/en/watch-collections/portugieser/iw358312-portugieser-automatic-40.html

The bracelet is the same as the Ingenieur (at least until you get to the end links)

but is that necessarily a bad thing? It gives the watch definite presence, and can be swapped out for a strap if you feel like it.

I can afford it, but I can’t really justify it.

So last night I was doing some man-maths and figured I could buy it as a gift to myself for my 60th (no other bugger is going to buy me anything), although that’s not for another 18 months.

I believe that I’ve now come to the conclusion that if I’m going to do something like that I might as well go full potato, say double the budget and call it The Last Watch. Which realistically it would be given advancing age and inevitably dwindling finances.

So now I’ve got maybe £15k and 18 months to make my mind up. Suggestions welcome. I won’t pay a premium for scarcity or fashion which basically eliminates Rolex and a few others. I’d like to think of myself as the guy in the elegant suit with a Patek but in reality I take the bus.

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Ony real rule is “buy what You like”, not like you can take the £$£$£$£$ with you when the ride ends.

Worthless personal opinions:

  1. it’s a great-looking watch
  2. IWC new prices are an offensive piss-take
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15k? This after a haggle to cover duty and vat.

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Yebbut, why ?

Not sure that ticks the

box.

A friend sent me this

earlier this evening, which gives me similar “half past fuck” vibes.

Thank you all the same.

The Freak is rather special.
The hands are the movement and the movement are the hands.
Unique auto winding system.

Also under half price

Whether you like it is aother matter but it is an interesting watch

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Blind, mad, rich person:

I say! My good man! I require a watch that looks like it’s made from molten lava that a robot’s been sick all-over!

Slimy watch-salesdrone:

Step right this way, sir! Boy do Ulysse Nardin have the watch for You!

Bet the first service is £7k :rofl:

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