Covfaffe - the road to despair, calling at futility and disappointment

:warning: low faff recipe alert :warning:

After reading about Ritchie’s spoon adventures in Paris, been messing with the V60+spoon as a variation on the theme. Net result: ridiculously easy, fast draw down, tasty coffees.

Uses a regular kettle, no swan neck needed. Standard Hario papers (from the clear plastic bags)

Recipe: 18g coffee, 300ml water.

bloom: 36g water, 45 seconds - pour straight from the kettle
1st and only pour: over the back of a tablespoon held about 1-2cm above the surface of the bed and rising water level get the rest in as quickly as is reasonable (10g/s?)
Swirl to flatten the coffee bed after the pour.

That’s it.

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Will try!

Could be a way in for a complete Coffee Luddite; no ?

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Could be… don’t forget that he has an expensive grinder!

You might as well try the Melodrip, which is basically doing the work of the spoon here, but costs thirty quid. Win.

Just opened a new bag of coffee, the Gustatory sub, and it’s a fantastic anaerobic bursting with red fruits, one of the best I’ve had for ages.

Coming after a wildly expensive super light roast that was full of disappointment, it’s beyond refreshing.

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2 cup size v60?

02 size :+1:

My local coffee roasters is doing an interesting thing:

Isn’t that the Hoffman thing?

Bloody hell that was fast - might need to grind finer.

How long for complete drawdown for you? Mine was done in <1.30 with the grind I’ve been using…

About 2-2:10. Compared to 4 minutes+ before :sweat_smile:

Appreciate others giving feedback to make sure they aren’t experiencing ‘hollow’ brews and they’re happy with the depth of flavour.

This kind of method really makes clear the impact of agitation and bed movement on brew time and taste.

I realised this a long time ago, when I was making sure the grounds didn’t stick to the sides by pouring onto the sides. What I didn’t realise at the time was that by doing that, it moves the fines about that are right next to the filter paper, thus blocking the paper and stalling the brew.

I was getting over extraction, but increasing grind size didn’t help, as the fines were still there and doing the same thing. Increasing the grind size only under extracted most of the coffee, while the fines were still over extracted.

Now my usual method is quite similar to this. I use a Switch, and do a 15-45s bloom with the switch closed, open it, drain, then pour everything using the Melodrip. I might swirl, either before opening the switch or after the main pour. It’s essentially the same as Mark’s recipe, just a saturated bloom and slightly different ratios.

Righto - going to grind finer and give it another shot

It was still tasty the first time

Yeah I want to see just how fine I can go, it’s a bit discombobulating.

I went pretty damn fine and it still went through in <2 mins :joy:

Might call it the Dysentery Method and start up a Youtube channel off the back of it.

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