Adequate café in leisure centre. “Flat white please”
… Watches them make a flat white with skimmed milk.
“Can I have one with real milk please?”
“Sorry, we don’t have any full fat milk”
… Points to full bottle of full fat milk in fridge, “what about that one?”
“Uhh, I don’t know why that is in there…” Confers with colleague. Makes a flat white with real milk.
“Thank you!” Big smile.
They’re cunts, but I am too.