Covfaffe - the road to despair, calling at futility and disappointment

Taking all this in. Like the look of the Moccamaster, assume I would need a hand grinder (which eventually I’ll get pissed off with), but at least I would be able to make decent coffee at home. I have a bialetti milk frother which seems to do the job ok.

All the drinks you say you like are espresso based yet the moccamaster is brewed based…

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Balls. Tea it is then.

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You’ll need one of these then :grinning:

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Foo kettle now is it?

Do you really think that’s a kettle?

I don’t care enough to find out, I am sure some smart arse will tell me with zero effort from me.

I dont know what it is but I expect knowing @J_B it’s some kind of labour saving device where there is very little labour to be saved and which somehow makes the final product less than satisfactory. :grinning:

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Who puts diarrhoea into a kettle

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You know me so well :joy:

Product Specification

Key Information

Dimensions (H)17.8 x (W)20.9 x (D)26.2
360 Degree Connection Yes
Boil Dry Protection Yes
Concealed Element Yes
Keep Warm Function Yes
Limescale Filter Yes
Manufacturer Warranty 1 Year
Manufacturer Warranty Domestic Use Only Yes
Power 1400 Watt
Style Traditional
Water Capacity 1.2 Litres
Water Gauge Yes

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Sage The Smart Tea Pot STM550CLR Tea Maker - Stainless Steel / Glass

£119

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Can somebody tell me what is wrong with a £19.95 kettle and a mug?

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You had to go and ask didn’t you? :man_facepalming:

Brace yourself for coffee-tard overload…

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You need a certain type of mug to buy that thing

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Have you just cleaned out the budgie cage? :roll_eyes:

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you need the top spec model

https://www.sageappliances.com/uk/en/products/tea/btm800.html

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I must have got on the wife’s nerves (surely not), as she surprised me with an Aeropress a couple of days ago.

Impressed this here novice so far, certainly compared to my usual Kenco instant.

Nowhere near enough faff though. Grinder needed.

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just get a nice porlex hand grinder

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I have a porlex, but I wonder if this kind of thing is almost as good for a lot less money:

No.

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