If I lived in the UK I’d agree with most of that.
Apart from the new strains bit: so comically lax / non existent are entry conditions to Blighty that were, for arguments sake, the Danish Mink variant to break out, then you ( you being the British population) have it before you can say Hatt Mancock
We’ll be in Norway this summer to enjoy the fjords without the tourists
) anyway, his original name was ‘Fartyfuckballs’.