“Crisp Sommelier” - that is some kind of Tide-pod guzzling Gen-Z bullshit right there: off to the cockpunching thread he goes…
Just so. Have never heard anybody ever debate this. They just say “Pinta Stella anna bagga cheesenonion.”
All your important food groups covered 
Absolutely. No poncing about. No agonising as to whether a robust Amarone or a bottle of Newcastle Brown would go better with the smokier top notes of Cheezy Wotsits.
Quite the opposite.
These things were on a deal in Tesco and I didn’t look very carefully.
I’m not a big eater, but when you get them out of the larger container, a single bag is practically flat and contains a paltry 22g of crisps. That’s about five actual crisps.
Negroni for scale
Avoid.
Liked for 6PM Negroni content
Crisps - pfffft
Drink and glass 
While the basic brand has been discussed here before, my local corner shop now has these.
Not in any way something that resembles food, but still addictive.
I got given a huge bag of those a few months back and scoffed the lot in one go. Underneath my fingernails was blue for days despite copious scrubbing and scraping.
Absolute filth, nice with tea.