I once played, in a solicitor’s firm vs barristers chambers game, against a county fast bowler, he was a bit of ringer who was notionally a barrister but really just played cricket, I think for Kent.
I could barely see the ball coming at me and was terrified of every delivery. I ended up scoring 50 just by sticking my bat in the way.
I can’t help but smile when I hear/read the name Holding or Willey, reminds me of Brian Johnsons colemanballs commentary, I think the cricketing nation was in heaps laughing and probably still is.
That’s what it’s like here, the only balls I’ve actually seen go down the wicket were Washington’s. Bumrah may as well have been launching air at them for what I can see. Ditto Archer.