Cunts in orbit

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:rofl: brilliant

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cws

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Dead Ringers hits the nail on the head. Start at 2 mins 25 seconds for the Branson clip.

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I either read or heard the decision to send Branson into Space being viewed as backtesting to see if it was still safe to fire dogs and monkeys into orbit.

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Billionaires having private rocket bases is of course nothing to worry about.

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Hank Scorpio in the Simpsons was a parody of Richard Branson

JdPf

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It’s too damned hot.

I briefly read this as “launches space leopard” and was quite intrigued.

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I’m even more disappointed now that I find it’s actually a giant space dildo.

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Space Leopard FTW.

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Bezos, Branson and a leopard all in the cockpit would definitely get the ratings up.

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No pilot, Co pilot or flight engineer, fully automated flight. Bezo’s answer to Tesla ?

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I suppose he couldn’t make his mind up between orbit and her bit.

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He borrowed that from Flesh Gordon
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I reckon bezos has fucked over a lot more people though

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upon landing Bezos apparently said

After touching down, Mark Bezos said: “I am unbelievably good.”

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Much more like

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“Hey Alexa, deploy the parachutes”
“Sorry I didn’t find a device named parachutes”

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“Playing parachutes by Coldplay on spotify”

Fitting end for him

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Looks like a dildo with delta wings.

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