Disposing of a body

It appears that eating bits of it and sticking the rest in an acid bath are probably not the best.

So, how does one do it without getting caught?

Open a pie shop (and call yourself JVS)

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Drop it in an active volcano…

Have it delivered to the local police by MyHermes. No fucker will ever see it again…

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Leave it on the Circle line & let Oz deal with it once, after several hours, people realise it’s marginally less sociable than the other passengers.

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Pigs

Are you Bricktop?

Yes

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The dealer Scum handbook states:

Book holiday to France, get smuggled back to the UK, kill target. Take body to friendly grave digger who for £500 will dig a double deep grave for the next days burial. Get smuggled back out to France to finish holiday.
Body gone + Concrete Alibi + Sun tan.

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Hog roast.

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A freeze drier, an industrial grinder and a job at the Lasagne factory.

Large civil engineering project, copy of concrete pouring schedule

Need I go on?

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Alpacas.

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LOL!

Prop it up in the House of Lords.

Invisible !

Throw it out the fucking window, sorted.

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What, in a sub?
You could of course encase it a humungously large plinth lovingly covered in beautiful veneer…

Shhhhhh, I’ve only got a forearm to go.

I wondered where Sodders had gone.