Well, it worked for Findus.
And they would have got away with it if it weren’t for those pesky food inspectors.
Just leave the body in the waiting area at your nearest A&E. It will have fossilised by the time anyone notices.
Job done.
That relationship didn’t last long.
Maybe it’s her husband?
You got annoyed that she was annoyed with the snoring then?
Anyone called the police yet??
Why? This is all normal, nothing to see here, move a long…
Can’t you just cover it in cat shit - the sniffer dogs will be thrown off.
[I]Weekend At Bernie’s[/I] stylee whacky adventure.
Probably not starting a thread titled ‘Disposing of a body’ would be my first port of call…even on a forum as specialised as this one. 
I do not have a body to dispose of. I was just thinking that leaving it in the bath is not the best idea. Especially if said body might be missed. But maybe thinking straight when you are off yer tits on crystal meth is not easy.
If you had a bit for your dinner every night I wonder how long it would take.
I’m doing chilli for 80 on Saturday…
Some sort of industrial mincer then.
Sod disposing the body.
Just kill any fucker that finds out. Hardcore.
Yes, he probably is.
Get help.
VB
Sadly he’s only dealing with car crashes and burst pipes these days.
And he’s traded the NSX down a GT6. Sad.