Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

I know CWS is Yesterday’s Meme-maker now, but this is still a beaut -

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Does bias against a racist, narcissistic, foaming-at-the-mouth, duplicitous fantasist actually count as bias? Is it not just a matter of common sense?

Maybe I’m just biased against other kinds of bias, but I do think some forms of bias are betterer than others.

Or something.

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Apparently she had to because the Donald published a faked video of her endorsing and supporting him.

I can’t be objective about that. I think Donald Trump was a terrible president last time around and showed every sign of being a terrible person too. I reckon he’ll be an even more terrible president if he gets in this time.

But roughly half of American voters think otherwise. They think Kamala Harris has been an ineffectual VP having largely failed at the big job she was trusted with - reducing illegal immigration - and showing no sign of being able to stand up to the ‘left wing’ interest groups who are backing her.

The Guardian slags off Trump but is much kinder about Harris. The MAGAs would say that’s bias.

Go on, give it a try. :blush:

Yes, they would.
But they have a collective IQ of 7 (and 5 of those belong to Trump himself), so it doesn’t really matter.
In any case, I think slagging off Trump is pretty much obligatory, to the extent that not doing so would be difficult to justify. This renders any concerns about bias pretty much redundant.

If I lived in the USA and Trump wins the next election, I’d be tempted to start eating dogs* just to wind the fucker up.

*they would actually be pigs, but I’d claim they were dogs. There is no truth these days.

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Chatting with an uber driver on the way back to our hotel. He asked me if I thought Biden or Trump will win.

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If you’d really wanted to confuse him, you could have said ‘neither’…

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THEY’RE EATING CATS AND DOGS!!

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Fact checker: There is no evidence that anyone has eaten pets
Trump : But a man on the TV said it was true!

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That will be his out when he’s pressed on this “Look, I never said eating dogs. But people are saying it, so that’s something that should be checked out”

Best take I heard on the debate - “Kamala just aborted a baby in its 78th year” :grinning:

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The source of the pet eating Haitians meme has been revealed

https://x.com/ZaidJilani/status/1833573103684759621?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1833573103684759621|twgr^1fcec6de15a48973475452c813409ba252a86d27|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-3908462812426076648.ampproject.net%2F2408291337000%2Fframe.html

Charming fellow.
Love the City Councillor’s “Thank you . . . not really thank you” :rofl:

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Linda Ronstadt gets it

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In the words of Willie Nelson “There are two kinds of men in the world; those that have a crush on Linda Ronstadt, and those that haven’t met her”.

Shes always been politically active and cool

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https://x.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/1833708370974695574

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On a similar note (literally)
https://x.com/jasemonkey/status/1833945142559936620

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https://x.com/AccountableGOP/status/1834352021689741433
Our migrants take all the geese from the park
and they’re like, “They’re better than ours”
They’re like, “They’re better than ours”
We could roast them, but we’d have to charge

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