Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

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Anyone else would be in an asylum. Or jail.

Odds on for the Nobel peace prize than, no one in the history of wars has stopped so many!

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How the fuck did Starmer keep a straight face through that (I’m assuming he did)?

How do you solve a war? Is it an anagram or something?

He’s a lawyer, and more appropriately a British lawyer, so he’s used to keeping his face straight whilst listening to shite being spouted, or while he’s spouting shite on behalf of his clients.

I suppose it’s a pretty good skill to have whilst trying to keep on the good side of the Orange Shit Gibbon.

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Prediction re Epstein files…

Ghislaine Maxwell comes to court, names senior Democrats and a few Billionaires (maybe a South African one).

She says Trump is a good guy, and is innocent, knew nothing of Epstein’s activities.

Trump pardons her for telling the truth.

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I’m certainly not going to bet against that outcome.

I would at least hope that any lawyer arguing against her would eviscerate her credibility there, but of course she would be appearing as a defence witness in a criminal trial against the President being prosecuted by the DoJ, which is fully under Trump’s thumb these days.

Epsteins Brief is dead, she gets two choices, shut up and get low security and probably released or the cameras go off for a few mins.

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I don’t have to sell my soul
He’s already in me

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And… Here we go.

She clearly wasn’t concerned about the trafficking and rape of underage girls either..

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Yup. As reliable character witnesses go she falls into the ā€œHonestly this has to be a jokeā€ category.

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I’d imagine she’s pretty highly motivated not be ā€˜found unresponsive’ in her jail cell, too…

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Nothing concerning happening earlier.

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The b&w photo looks a bit, er, iffy

One of the children is Ivanka. Yes, Trump brought his pubescent daughter to meet Jeffrey Epstein

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