Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

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Expecting to hear some fine fiddle playing by Putin from Alaska later, Donald heading for humiliation yet again I fear, but will claim success.

I’m going to be unsurprised if Putin arrives with 10,000 troops and declares occupation of Alaska…

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Maybe Trump will just give him Alaska :rofl:

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He is a business man, he will want a deal.
I expect he will demand that Russia pay back the $7.2M that the US paid for it in the first place

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I watched this yesterday:

Theres actually people wondering :joy:

He’s been obsessed with that Peace Prize since his first term

Well he thinks he’s a businessman, and that everything can be boiled down to getting a deal done.

Award Host: “And the coveted Peace Prize goes to the orange gibbon of the United States for transacting away Ukraine’s sovereign territory…”

Trump: “Its a beautiful, beautiful deal, you know maybe the most beautiful deal ever in history”

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I’d laugh. Alaskans not so much….

I could see Americans still living there and a “Russian” government opening up oil drilling. American and Russian oil companies go to town, Trump gets a nice little backhander from the oligarchs

He played one on television. :slightly_smiling_face: How the fuck does a person bankrupt a casino, utter incompetence or corruption (most likely)are the only possibilities

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I’m amused to learn that he’s staying in the big house directly opposite the cottage we rented a couple of years ago which in turn was next door to David Cameron’s house. Must be a security nightmare there at the moment particularly if Cameron & his protection team are there aswell. I had fun with the drone there (the Camerons were away) but it’d be shot down fairly quickly if flown there at the moment!

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Taste of his own medicine perhaps. He hardly set a good example as ‘host to a foreign guest’ when he humiliated Zelensky live on national TV, did he ?

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Assault with a deli weapon :rofl:

To be fair Subway has probably killed thousands of people, or shortened their lives significantly.

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Assault and buttery?

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A salt and buttery ?