Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

With a side order of wanting to be able to activate the powers of the Alien Enemies Act (of 1798).

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And the General Truth that the more noise he makes about things of no importance, the better his chances are of distracting attention from things he wants to hide.

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More oblique mockery c/o The Onion -

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Holy fucksticks, when I read this I thought it was a second strike against a second boat

A top US Navy commander ordered a second round of military strikes on an alleged Venezuelan drug boat, the White House has confirmed.

But this is Hesgeth and Trump so of course it isn’t…

The second strike was reportedly done after two people survived the initial blast and were clinging to the burning vessel.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave a spoken directive, according to two people with direct knowledge of the operation. ā€œThe order was to kill everybody,ā€ one of them said.

Ok, you get Ukraine and I get Venezuela. Deal?

Drip drip drip

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Congratulations Donald upon receiving the newly inaugerated FIFA Piss Prize. A well deserved F(uck)A(all) award.

I saw that on telly a few moments ago … accidentally had news on …I couldn’t watch …I couldn’t believe what I was seeing…

File that award with the Fifa prizes for Transparent Governance and Financial Propriety.

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FIFA award

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Assumed a spoof so had to go and check - what a fucking disgusting joke FIFA is. Don’t know how anyone stomachs the travesty that soccer’s become over the years…

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Circle jerk? Can’t work out what that’s supposed to represent! :sweat_smile:

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These fuckers are just laughing at the proles now.. Let’s hope it ends where it should for the good of all mankind.

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Hans Christian Andersen called this shite out hundreds of years ago.. We just need one major world leader to call out the cunt is naked and the rest will follow suit, I hope!

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We can hope, but right now most world leaders are jumping on the naked/nazi bandwagon…

The current situation is horrific. No cunt is willing to call him out. Every single current world leader knows things will get worse for everyone with him in charge. They are just sucking Trump cock in the hope it will be less worse for them than everyone else. Politics of cowards

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I mean, just look at this ghoulish cunt…

Should we be encouraging the Swedes to create a Nobel prize for football ?

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Mebbe a Nobel prize for Corruption…?

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