Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

As the saying goes,
Never trust a Trump.

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The Trump administration is threatening to withhold promised medical supplies, including AIDS medications, from Zambia (in particular) unless they give up mineral rights, and health data.

Health data I can sort-of understand - they want to ensure that the medical aid being given is needed and being used appropriately. African nations don’t have the best reputation when it comes to corruption and generally looking after their populations.

But mineral rights seems a stretch. Several African nations have already agreed to hand over some rights to the US in exchange for medical aid; medical aid supplies were interrupted after the Trump administration dismantled the United States Agency for International Development.

At the basest level this looks a lot like charity being withheld in exchange for resources.

[Paywall removed from WSJ link.]

https://archive.is/20260531020352/https://www.wsj.com/world/africa/trump-wants-minerals-health-data-for-aid-african-nations-are-pushing-back-c04bed87

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I almost missed this.

The instruction came from the judge on… JFKs birthday. :smiley:

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He’s getting worse.
Last nights deluge of vitriol included direct attacks on the judge who ordered Trumps name be removed from the Kennedy Centre. And the wife of that judge. He called for the investigation and impeachment of that judge.
Endless comparisons of Trump and Biden with images (on the Trump side) of barred cells.
Nearly 50 posts in 7 hours.
China has a ballroom so he should have one, too.
An image of himself as the God of War.
Comparing himself to George Washington.
A ‘Trump Peace Prize.’
He posted an image of his face carved into Mt Rushmore.
He posted an image of the White House roof turned into ‘DronePort’ - a military installation.
There was a graphic titled ‘Excellent Health’ with many green ticks.

And the worst part? We’re no longer surprised that he does these things.

In another case of impeccable timing, Hegseth’s ban on military enrolment for transgender individuals has been ruled unconstitutional.

On the first day of Pride month.

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poor old Donald it’s not going well for him at the moment

:partying_face:

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The Trump manual of how to influence people and make friends.

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The threat of fresh tariff disruption will unsettle trading partners, including Keir Starmer, who have fought hard to build trust with Trump and to contain the cost of trading with his unpredictable administration.

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Trump says he may choose to leave the arena standing because it is “attractive to a lot of people”, like when Paris decided to keep the Eiffel Tower.

Yeah but they didn’t stick the tower right in front of the Elysee palace you fucknugget

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Oh dear, what a pity, never mind :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Pathetic man child :angry:

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From Private Eye

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I think we can turn to John Cooper Clarke here …

Twat

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
Are lousy coz of you
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag

You’re like a dose of scabies
I’ve got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You’ve got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
you’re no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide…
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You’re heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna piss

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you
But I can…

TWAT.

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