Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

I saw somewhere that there are more “Christian missionaries” at the fair than there are attendees :rofl:

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Oh good, the “very fine people” have shown up

Where’s a mass shooter when you need one?

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There’s no fucking hope :pensive_face:

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Both the right wing and corporate Democrats are melting down because Democratic Socialists are winning elections.
I love it, more of this type of thing

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Sorry mate, you’ve started typing and the first eight words are 100% blindingly wrong. Fail.

Given the caption I’m surprised you haven’t thrown in the ‘fact’ that you rose up against the British to destroy communism.

Rose up against the British because they were pushing the US to abolish slavery and stop driving the indigenous people off their land which didn’t sit well with the slave owners or expansionist capitalists. Country built on a fiction and a lie.

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I think it should have been the UK celebrating the American Independence.

The Founding Fathers were shit people, true.
But slavery remained in British colonies long after it was “abolished”. And was then replaced by imported Indian and Chinese labour in indentured service.
The British only cared about Native people as pawns in their wars, first against the French then the US. Ask Canadian natives how their allegiance to Britain worked out for them :-1:

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The British Empire was many things. Altruistic wasn’t one of them.

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None of which makes the US independence story they like to tell themselves any more true.

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It is a fantasy, the almost religious cult worship of the founding fathers is bizarre. As I said, shit people.
Two things can be true though :slightly_smiling_face:

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Aside; A number of streets in my neighborhood bear names related to the Native People that fought on the British side in the American Revolution. Iroquois, Seneca, Cayuga. There is also Brandt street named after the Native leader/General Joseph Brandt (Native name Thayendanegea).
Brandt moved his people to Canada after the war when the British couldn’t secure them lands in the Treaty of Paris. They played a crucial part in turning back the Americans in the War of 1812.

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Normally Russian prostitutes doing that.

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How many deals is it now that Iran has been desperate to make. Poor Donald his imagination does run away with him. No plan b, no exit strategy, no idea.

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The ASCII tables won’t suffice for the variety of plans poor Donald needs.

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Missed again.

An absolute full-weight cunt of a man. His fucking existence tainted our collective unconscious and made us pay a higher psychic price than we realised (apologies Bill Hicks).

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