Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 2)

The cockspangle went ahead and did it

Torn here. I want him to die so badly, but I need him to live long enough to see all this shit ripped to bits the second he’s gone from office

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How tiny a penis must you have to waste even a moment of your time on something like that ?

Infantino will be pissed off though. Now he’s gonna have to pulp all those copies of the FIFA Atlas Of The World and restart the print run for the umpteenth time.

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What an absolute bell. …

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To the world it will always be Lake Ontario, just as the Gulf of Mexico will be.
Yet another reverse Midas touch, and another topic of ridicule for the most inept American President in history.

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With the deepest parts of the Lake’s waters lying within United States territory, the United States claims most of the Lake’s volume.

hmmm a bit like how you counted those election votes, 53% of the lake is in Canada but you have the deepest bits so it’s American :rofl:

The renaming of the Gulf of Mexico is estimated to cost anywhere up to a billion dollars. This will no doubt cost similar. Wasn’t he the guy who was supposed to be driving down unnecessary wastage of taxpayers money?
My mind is drifting to the red hot rod again.

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Everyone laughed at Lake America, so Iran gets hit :frowning:

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Where’s the slow clap gif…

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“The closest thing is in 1917, they say, the great pandemic. It certainly was a terrible thing where they lost anywhere from 50 to 100 million people,” Trump said. “Probably ended the second World War, all the soldiers were sick.”

Modern studies of the source of the ‘Spanish Flu’ are inconclusive, but there seems to be a reasonable chance that it either originated in the USA or, at least, was brought to Europe via the USA Spanish flu - Wikipedia.

Here’s Donald’s chance to be right for once and rename it ‘The American Flu’.

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I don’t see the point in parody trump posts anymore, what he posts is far more comical than any of them.

It’s difficult to know what’s parody and what actually spewed forth from the idiot’s gob.

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Checks & balances to ensure safe and effective governance - you’d have thought the greatest democracy the world has ever seen might have some.

Is there no one in the Us willing to stand up to this ‘mad king’?

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Entropy will not let mankind down.

Or protect us from the next one.