Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

Imagine if conscription kicked in here.
"Sorry Sir, no battling for me today, no WiFi. Also shouldn’t I just skip this bit and be a general by now? "

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Well it started well at breakfast

WTF is a bilateral breakfast?

Sounds smutty somehow

It’s the best breakfast in the world, the best ever, the best the world has ever seen.

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The art of the meal.

VB

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It’s like the breakfast of champions but they pee on each other

With the steaming smell of sugar puffs emanating from their pee.

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Kurt Vonnegut would turn in his grave if he thought he was being associated with Trump - however loosely.

May is inflicting David Mundane on Trump. Not the sort of thing you would do to a friend or ally.

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Trump will feel right at home meeting a cunt

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It’s worse than that Allan. It’s cunt meets obsequious cuntbutler.

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Michael Fabricunt is defo the love child of Kid jensen and Mike Flowers

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BBC reporting that NATO in emergency session. Trump is threatening to pull the US out of NATO unless member countries double their spending to 4% immediately.

Trump speaking now in a much more conciliatory mood.
‘NATO are doing tremendous numbers like they have never done before’

‘NATO is now much stronger than it was 2 days ago’

What a twat

I have had to turn him off after 4 minutes before I smash my TV

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He is a raving fucking looney

It’s like watching a horror version of Forest Gump

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