Don't laugh - economical turntable suggestions please

No, don’t buy a brush.

Expensive record brushes are foo. I have no idea what the criteria are - foo is more about a feeling, or aura. It doesn’t matter. Foo.

Once one has decided that a particular irrationally costly thing is foo, then foo is what it is and always will be. From then onwards, one must waste no opportunity to criticise, denigrate and otherwise take the piss. This applies to the foo and the fool who believes in it.

Never expose yourself to anything that might be mistaken for actual experience of the foo. There is no need, as it is foo, and therefore a waste of time and money. Those idiots who wibble on about how it transformed their listening experience are clearly being sponsored, or are simply deaf or insane.

This way, you get to keep your money and your sanity. Slippery slopes are slippery and foo is contagious. Stay strong.

Watch out in particular for foo with names alluding to strong, manly things, for those are the devil’s own wallet-emptiers.

Don’t buy a brush. Wipe it with a duster.

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It gets better. There is no material called ‘Thunderlon.’ There is however a material called ‘Thunderon’ which is clearly what this brush uses. Both the company that makes Thunderon and the one that makes the brush are Japanese so, slightly unfortunately, some pronunciation issues have resulted in the record cleaning equivalent of the Mitsubishi Starion.

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Those scamming foo-merchants just make it all up as they go along.

I told you so.

The Ramar brushes are hand made (beautifully) they are a genuine piece of craftsmanship and work better than any brush I’ve used (You would be doing well to make one for less should you have the warewithall and factored in minium wage). Contempt prior to investigation really is the best way to stay ignorant. Sure there are lots of shit products out there - this isn’t one of them.
£350 is a lot of money but will it change your life? It’s a dinner somewhere nice which is chewed to Pâté and flushed away.

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You make a persuasive case.

I’m just thinking how that might translate at the point I tell Mrs horace I’ve just blown £350 on a beautifully made clothes brush in a fancy box.

Under pressure, ‘You fucking what?’ can be a tricky one to work around.

Easier to stick with foo and move on.

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I’m not saying it’s not nuts, I am saying it’s good nuts if you play a lot of records and want a thing that will outlast most of us.

Maybe they do a cheaper version that won’t last quite as long as me, as I won’t need it during my deaf and dribbling years?

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Heirloom quality isn’t a thing for you no?

I googled.

Sadly, not an actual thing.

What a pity. Was really hoping to hear what those fellas have as a sales pitch.

In this case, I’m bound to go with no.

Please pop over the ‘clocks’ thread and inform them a £3:99 digital watch from the garage keeps perfectly good time.

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If you were really brave you’d pop over to the coffee thread and tell them nescafe is perfectly good coffee :rofl:

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aka the ASR approach.

Haven’t you got a phone?

The brush is out of my league,but it is a lovely thing

This more akin to recommending a £350 mug to drink your Nescafé out of.

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You might as well enjoy what you enjoy!

Praise be to Jpnman

Tumbler Pure Tinware Blue Glass Mug for Beer Wine Coffee 11 oz / Gift with Box | eBay?

Edit: fixed poxy eBay link.

Haha, I’m certain you were rewarded for your efforts.

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