I find wet shaving more than about once per week to be incredibly painful. Even at once a week I have to do it rather carefully to avoid tearing my face to pieces. Never quite felt like I had the money to splash £100 and upwards on an electric razor though. Maybe I should get the Wench one for her birthday; it’s she that prefers me clean shaven.
For your lunches in her lady garden?
marmite salad?
You’re doing it wrong.
If girls are made of ‘sugar and spice and all things nice’ why do they taste of anchovies ? Or should this be in the hot cross bun (not bum, before someone ‘fixes’ it) thread ?
VB
Blondes = fish
Red heads = battery acid
Brunettes = neutral
I performed extensive research during the nineties.
How do you know what battery acid tastes like ?
VB
Experiments
How do you know what a woman’s front garden tastes of?
Gillete Fusion blades + Nivea shaving Gel which is very nice indeed and far cheaper than Gilette’s version.
Shave every day if I’m office bound otherwise every other day.
Electric schmetric.
+1 for the fusion Nivea gel combo
The temptation to say “your mum” is strong.
Man up.
I’m not about to start enduring pain for the sake of cosmetics. It also makes it bleed like fuck which makes a mess of clothing.
Just wear some panty liners then
As I am a delicate flower, I shave (on average) once every month and I do my head at the same time.
Any more than that and it will rip my face to pieces.
Used to get fairly savage razor “burn” - and the itching to go with it. The latter is caused by the same ~commensal~ fungi that cause dandruff, which led me to start using Head & Shoulders moisturising hair conditioner as shaving lube: works a fucking treat and massively cheaper than any halfway decent shave cream
Meh! I just use it as a convenient excuse for laziness