Mate, I can’t be arsed to make excuses for laziness - too much effort…
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I only wet shave & used to suffer from razor burn. Shaving in the bath sorted it out. Not sure why.
Given you would probably need a flymo for that, I doubt it.
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Ooooh! Spiteful bitch! 
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Beards - natures way of avoiding the faff and irritation of shaving 
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FTFY
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If one has a manly Giant Haystacks man’s type beard, electric shavers are a cruel joke. If, however, one is akin to a whispy bearded barely pubescent Swedish boy, electric may suit.
I finally lopped off a full beard I’ve been sporting for the last 3 years, and must say I enjoy returning to the whole wet shave ritual. Makes a man feel like a man.
Said by someone who is clearly rankled by their own lack of ability to grow a beard 
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Shush.
Beard alopecia is no laughing matter.
Haha
I have a beard bald patch. I care not 
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Sponsored post? wtf
Have we got our first spammer? What a milestone!
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Awesome! A spammer! Welcome! Dog’s arse in a bag!
We have officially arrived!
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Lol! Our very own spambot! We’ve finally hit the big time!
It is an honour and privilege to host our pet spambot in my thread, I feel truly blessed and slightly aroused.
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