All your darkest culinary desires here . . .
Spam, iceberg lettuce, and mayonnaise on white bread (and it must be white bread). I ate these often as a packed lunch in my youth and every once in a while nostalgia/craving cannot be denied.
Sandwich Spread . . . even on toast in the morning.
Brains faggots with lots of vinegar and white pepper
I quite like Spam when the mood takes.
I love Birds’ beef paste, I get it sent to me by Lou’s best friend. She gets it from Birds Bakery in Burton-upon-Trent
It might be crap, but on freshly baked bread, it’s divine
Paste is another good one. I’ve always referred to it as “cat food sandwiches”
Cold Tinned rice pudding. Just as well, I’m living off the stuff at the moment.
The stuff in jars (Sutherlands?) is truly awful, but this Birds stuff is in a different league.
Oh yes! Nice one, that and those cadburys microwave chocolate puddings
Surely cake can be consumed with pride?
Straight from can into your mouth
I don’t consume it with pride, I lock myself in the understairs cupboard with it.
Straight from the can on to her tits -Then in your mouth.
Sorry I meant hers/his/it’s/non specific/ whatevs