The thought of going to this fills me with conniption - who’s coming?
I’m pleased, but not that excited…
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Road trip 
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I’m very excited about the whole thing.
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Time to tick streaking off the bucket list?
Fuck dreams could come true !
Am unsure whether additional punctuation is required in that sentence.
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It, is, not
Currently working on a bid to host it at Funzie Casino.
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Besides the ECHR and the EU we also need to free ourselves from the shackles of the undemocratic and woke organisation that is Eurovision. Indeed, as culture secretary I vow to privatise it & will be taking bids shortly.
nAdine
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Wherever it’s being held, fans and contestants better join the queues into Dover pretty soon if they’re to have any chance of making it there on time…
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This is currently the leading story on the BBC website, FFS.
Quite right too, If the world is to implode I for one require a ray of sunshine in the form of buxom Swedish umpar yodel gabba.
Barrow in Furness should get the gig. Each pub could host a nation, thus avoiding the need for expensive facilities. It would also be a good excuse for a pub crawl.
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Dear Sirs,
These ‘other venue’ suggestions are unkind and uncalled for.
Of course Eurovision should come to Plymouth. We have no Arena, no motorway, A local audience who still dance to Abba, An excellent sea port with handy Navy to shoo foreigners off when the event has finished.
I can only imagine the cinematography captured by drones during the opening sequence taking in such delights as ‘Skimnpys the topless barbers’ and the Ivor Dewdney pasty factory.
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That’s another Brexit promise broken.
Tl;dr Eurovision could effectively tell Andre Rieu to sod off.
