Fails (or The Stupid Will Find a Way to Surprise You)

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Rule 1: If you want to go in a straight line upwards then the net thrust vector had better pass through the centre of mass.

VB

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Bellend Tel? :thinking:

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Perish the thought - I believe he sailed up Boxhill without any of that showboating

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Looked like a handler that got it wrong.

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Watermelon To The Face - Imgur

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:grinning: haven’t seen that for a while…I can’t feel my face…:+1:

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Sade has let herself go…

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There’s no such thing as bad publicity*.

VB

*Yes, yes, all right, ā€œTell that to Harvey Weinsteinā€, I know … but when it comes to getting your snacks noticed …

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Some gormless engineer today managed to leave his toolkit in the toilets of a customer by St Pancras. Then got lost trying to find his way out, but managed it after about 15 mins. Didn’t notice the tools missing until getting off the train at Bedford.
Thankfully the idiot in question will be going back tomorrow to finish off.

This un-named engineer had to email the customer to check the loo for his tools. Nice young lady. Be a bit embarrassing tomorrow I would expect. Hope he didn’t leave a puddle of piss.