Fails (or The Stupid Will Find a Way to Surprise You)

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Rule 1: If you want to go in a straight line upwards then the net thrust vector had better pass through the centre of mass.

VB

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Bellend Tel? :thinking:

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Perish the thought - I believe he sailed up Boxhill without any of that showboating

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Looked like a handler that got it wrong.

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Watermelon To The Face - Imgur

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:grinning: havenā€™t seen that for a whileā€¦I canā€™t feel my faceā€¦:+1:

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Sade has let herself goā€¦

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Thereā€™s no such thing as bad publicity*.

VB

*Yes, yes, all right, ā€œTell that to Harvey Weinsteinā€, I know ā€¦ but when it comes to getting your snacks noticed ā€¦

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Some gormless engineer today managed to leave his toolkit in the toilets of a customer by St Pancras. Then got lost trying to find his way out, but managed it after about 15 mins. Didnā€™t notice the tools missing until getting off the train at Bedford.
Thankfully the idiot in question will be going back tomorrow to finish off.

This un-named engineer had to email the customer to check the loo for his tools. Nice young lady. Be a bit embarrassing tomorrow I would expect. Hope he didnā€™t leave a puddle of piss.