Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[HughJanus]

[thebiglebowski]

Our pub quiz team name is “fact hunt”, quiz bloke hates it as he has to call out the name very slowly and carefully

[Cambs13]

[Jim]

[anon14766838]

[Ruprecht]

[MrKettle]

I took the M40 out of London last night, but I have to put it back now.

[2a3]

[Pilgrim]

Indian builder killed in roof collapse during construction of stage for Lionel Richie … The site foreman said ‘the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling!!’

[edd9000]

[Jim]

[rmsshipbroker]

Calling Tuff Bob…

[charliechan]

That’s gonna sting in the morning

[freefallrob]

[pbg]

[charliechan]

[HughJanus]

[HughJanus]

[chelseadave]

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[charliechan]