One of the largest oil companies has announced it is going to manufacture fuel from insect urine.
I don’t recall with certainty which one, but I think it was BP.
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There’s an insect called BP?
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Why do bees fly with their legs crossed?
No but I know why moths fly with their legs apart.
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To make sure the standard of jokes remains suitably low…
Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan,and never wore aftershave?
That’s right, Yul never wore cologne
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I once asked a woman I was seeing exactly how long she meant when she said she would be ready in 5 minutes.
She said
“You know when I ring you and you are in the pub with your mates, and you are already an hour late and I ask you how long you will be?
And you tell me 5 minutes?
Exactly that long”
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Your google search history must be really twisted… 
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Next Tory election slogan? Put it on a bus 
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