Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

mickbald · 6 July 2020 19:50

Had to think about that

Cambs13 · 8 July 2020 08:01

2a3 · 10 July 2020 02:44

The English language is so funny, with it’s silent 'k’s in words.

One silent ‘k’ in ‘knot’.
Two silent 'k’s in ‘knuckle’.
Three silent 'k’s in ‘Republican’.
Four silent 'k’s in ‘knickknack’.

octh · 10 July 2020 13:52

J_B · 10 July 2020 17:48

josh · 12 July 2020 17:55

Sorry for the stupid but who’s that?

Rob998 · 12 July 2020 17:58

Keith Richards

Lead Guitarist of the popular beat combo The Rolling Stones.

josh · 12 July 2020 17:59

Haha thanks… Knew he looked familiar but couldn’t place him!

pbg · 12 July 2020 18:00

Legend has it that every time you smoke a cigarette he gets another minute of life

chelseadave · 12 July 2020 19:11

He was younger then.

J_B · 14 July 2020 10:07

Looks like Bozo will be late for the office this morning

crimsondonkey · 14 July 2020 10:13

He doesn’t go to the office on Tuesdays.

He interrupts his busy social life just long enough to go to PMQs on Wednesday to get schooled by Starmer for an hour before shambling back into his shell.

pbg · 14 July 2020 10:22

Is that the car from Noddy?

malbec · 14 July 2020 10:25

J_B · 14 July 2020 10:34

Quite possibly

B2T · 15 July 2020 00:45

2a3 · 15 July 2020 06:10

Mrs_Maureen_OPinion · 15 July 2020 08:46

malbec · 15 July 2020 10:22

That’s fucking funny, that is

AmDismal · 16 July 2020 15:37