Geek joke
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I have a 14 inch pianist, my fairy godmother’s a tad hard of hearing.
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1923 phoned. They want their joke back.
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1876 phoned.
Can they have theirs back too, please ?
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Am I the only one with a competitive spirit ?
Someone has to challenge @jim for the shite joke challenge cup.
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More fitting
Did they all stand up?
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Isn’t it a vets waiting room?
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It is 
Substitute pussy for…
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Will the lady with the itchy pussy please come in?
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Indicator. Rarely seen on a BMW.
From Lukas my 7 year old grandson.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Too good for here, I know, but I though I’d raise the bar somewhat.
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Q/ What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump?
A/ Found in your cell, unresponsive
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A guy that’s really bad at limbo walks into a bar.
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