Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

This is niche but it amused me;

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I recognise the first two but not a Scooby about the rest

Star Wars
Star Trek
Battlestar Galactica?
???
Event Horizon?

Mass effect
Warhammer 40k

Doesn’t look like Event Horizon, and there is a lack of B5 (we use enormous magnets to tear holes into hyperspace which can then be used for galactic highways if you know where you are going).

Is that the last two?

No, mass effect is 3, battle star I think is 4, warhammer 40k is 5.

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Your SF Geek powers are strong.

Indeed.

If Griefers had a king…

Eh?

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@jim posting a pile of random bull again…

Better than the real ad

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.

Oh," said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

That’s Mother Theresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

“Incredible,” said the man.

And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.

Oh, and where’s Boris Johnson’s clock?" asked the man.
Johnson’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan."

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