Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Does my bum look big in this…

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That’s one hell of a butt plug

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Pressing issues.

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I didn’t think the Premature Ejaculater’s Club was a good idea, but a bunch of people came unexpectedly.

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On Christmas Day as well.
That’s heartbreaking.

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Drugs are bad, m’kay…

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Unicorn looks pleased, though

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Obviously it has had it’s cake and then had someone else to eat it…:smirk:

One girl, one unicorn :flushed:

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One for @Jim now…

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:face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle: nah

That joke is:

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A pair of your Sunday best James???

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No, I always wear frilly ones on Sundays big boy :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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