Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Why did the discogs seller put some records in the herb garden?

So they were Near Mint.

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Fucking hell.

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That’s some of my best work, saving up the bad ones for later

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Sell them to @Jim. He’ll pay cold, hard cash for gems like that previous one.

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I would…especially to see that spud shoved right up your jacksy… :smirk:

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Is the dogging in Norfolk not quite doing it for you then @Jim?

Dogging never really took-off in Norfolk after the locals realised there wasn’t much point driving out to remote car-parks in the middle of the night, when you could just shag your own sister in the comfort of the family home…

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And the ensuing webbed feat were found to be quite handy for paddling around in the Broads.

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Ah, I can understand how that would frustrate @Jim’s expressed preference for watching . There’s always a day trip in the Porker to the Fens for a bit of (ahem) variety.

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Meanwhile, at the zoo…

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Stolen :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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https://youtu.be/voIprW-gxXk

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I was once in a bar in Hue, and there was a row of about 50 mopeds outside. Some very pissed up Yank staggered into the end and they toppled like domino’s- which was quite funny.

What wasn’t funny was the cops protecting the Yank from being beaten up by locals wielding crowbars and baseball bats.

Memorable night for that event, and for the barman giving me his bottle opener when he kicked us out at 5am

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Fucking cops, spoiling the night’s entertainment… :angry:

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