Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

This is an interesting explanation

https://amp.ft.com/content/171c92ec-0a44-4dc5-acab-81ee2620d3c1

Tl;dr. It’s really easy to get stuck in a fat boat in a shallow, narrow canal

Someone’s tired! :grinning:

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Sorry for the stupid but what is it?

Double ended mains.

I thought so but why would you want one?

live power cable exposed at each end, not recommended.

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Fuck knows, Murica reasons?

A mains cable with a plug at each end. If you plug one end into a wall socket then the pins on the other end will electrocute whoever happens to touch them.

If you smell smoke at 10pm on a Friday, then all your lights go out because the isolator underneath your electricity meter has melted into blobs of molten copper, then you can use one of these to stop your freezer defrosting over the weekend by plugging it in in both your house and the house next door. Don’t forget to switch the isolator on your consumer unit off first though. Just in case. Get a sparky round on Monday to sort the isolator out. He will be less than half the cost he would have been at 10pm on Friday.

Guess how I know all this.

VB

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Stop it :anguished:

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Is that why @Jim normally gets @coco to drive the porker?

Fuckin’ with the apprentice . . .

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What bounces but makes children cry?

My cheque to Children in Need.


Wife asked me to make a bird table.

Writing this from hospital after she discovered she was only #83 - twenty behind her own sister and only three points ahead of Priti Patel…

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Modern Toss, from today’s Grauniad

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Stopping a whole £3.79 worth of trade

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