Lovely to see this make it’s once-a-decade reappearance.
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Bert & Ernie - Casino mashup 
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[pedant]The youngest Ford Escort on Earth is now 20 years old.[/pedant]
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Maybe an old one that has been touched up a bit
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Yeah, 20 year old Escort wouldn’t be believable.
Great colour 
It wasn’t that colour (I don’t think) but we did have a Consul 375 in that glorious shade 
I think Ed’s comment was about the youngest Escort, not the oldest.
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Bugger, It was early
[double pedant] Last Ford Escort sold was the ZX2 in 2004 so I guess you could get away with “a 17 year old Escort” [/double pedant]
As that joke is at least 2 years old (The Pince Andrew part. not the PTG bit) we are back at the 15 year old Escort being correct.
Normal AA prctice (Circular argument and end up where you started!)
To be a bit more accurate aren’t we also looking for an escort that was 15 years old about a decade ago? Could it be that the car park of a certain Pizza Express is where this mythical motor could be found?
When they do these industrial food programmes and you hear some of the stuff they invent and use you do have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with these people
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With the side valve engine?