Yeh, that is a fuckload funnier 
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Went to a new restaurant for bulimics this evening…
The place was heaving.
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Agree with you, whatever you said.
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Dear Deidre,
Please help me.
My neighbour’s 20 year old daughter was sunbathing the other day. I took the chance to peek out of the bathroom window and have a cheeky wank. As I finished I turned around and my wife was standing there, arms folded, watching me.
Is my wife a pervert?
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Change of pace tonight - back to my local Curry house.
I said to the waiter “I’ll have a Chicken Tarka”.
This bemused him - “What’s that sir, I’ve never heard of it?”.
I explained “Well its like a Chicken Tikka, only 'otter…”.
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Apparently they also sell curried pelican!
I’m told it tastes fine, but the bill you get is huge…
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I did that one on the old place about 10 years ago and I’m pretty sure you told me to fuck off then.
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I like to think I’d have done that anyway 
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Yep.Atrocious jokes aside, a rousing ‘fuck off’ is the only proper way to convey bonhomie, you saggy old cunt.
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