Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Just back from the annual porn industry awards in LA.

I was up for “Fluffer of The Year”, but only made the semis.

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You are Gary Delaney and I claim my ÂŁ5

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I wish I was, the man’s a fucking genius.

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Don’t give up!

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Pretty sure this stuff wasn’t orginally meant to be funny. I still laughed quite a bit though

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I’ve still got my green pen, just to remind me not to believe everything I read.

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Wrong thread @Jim , that was funny

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Maybe Jim has turned over a new leaf, and from now he’s going to be hitting us with the good stuff.

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I wouldn’t hold your breath.

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