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A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.
Little Mary says: “My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.”
Little Jack says: “My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.”
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: “Johnny, what does your Dad do?”
Johnny says: “My Dad is dead.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?”
“He turned blue, and shit on the carpet.”
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They only wanted your dough.
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That’s actually quite funny, hence has absolutely no reason to be on this humour bereft thread.
Haha, took me a minute to get that one!
No surprise there then.
Yep, I has the slow.
Yep, you’re right, on both counts.
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Food smells?! 
Fish?
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I was thinking more of what she was stuffing up there
Sausage?
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