A career long goal drought has just begun.
Recycled Wayne Rooney joke falls as flat as dem spaniel-ears tho…
if she takes her teeth out and Harry wears a blind fold
The way things are going she’s the only thing he’s likely to score.
Every time there’s an international footy tournament (about every 3 weeks?) everyone gets all excited for England… and every single time we are shite.
Our league is full of foreign players, we put clubs ahead of the national side and the job of manager is about the least pleasant in the entire country. We’d need a leprechaun holding a four leaf clover at the end of the fucking rainbow to win
At leat you have plenty Brexit unicorns to get lots of rainbows.
Cockpunch for doing wendyball in non wendyball thread.
I thought I had all this shit on ignore 
My apologies, I merely followed on from the previous post like the sheep I am 
Maybe you are right and England footy does belong in the joke thread!
Cockpunch recinded!
