No you don’t. You were on holiday for the the 1960s.
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JB invented the package holiday.
A great ‘Where Are They Now’ picture
Under the turf prolly.
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What are these holidays of which you speak? 
This MUST be a fucking joke…
Poacher and gamekeeper
Read somewhere they are after the technology to use for vaping, the company specialises in delivery of inhaled medicine.
Phil Jupitus
Danny Baker?
Think it may be Mike Parry
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice…say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I’m Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’
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Shined?
SHINED???
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