Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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That locomotive in the last pic?
Nothing surreal about it.

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A limerick.

someone watched QI last night :slight_smile:

Not here…
This was doing the rounds when I
was at Uni, back in 1897. Or 1997. A long time ago, anyway.

Having a dumb ass moment, is there a joke in there?

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A joke?

In The Fatberg of Fun?

Are you mad, sir?

stray from god

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I watched QI too. It was on Dave. Have Friday nights come to this …

Anyway,

A dozen, a gross and a score
And three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

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If I was a mod, that would be a lifetime ban.

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Apparently I ‘wasted’ two semesters at Uni working with fractals, developing compression algorithms.

Hah! They’re now used globally - JPEG achieves up to 50:1 compression, but with fractals (and satellite imagery especially) 170:1 has been used.

Imagine how much fun I was at a GIS meeting… :rofl:

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Less joke, more fact.
I think this is from the 50s, but it is a genuine advert.

Reverse of a wedding invitation…

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