Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

Slowly!

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Shared a fondness for trumpets thogh :+1:

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Les wants his ‘joke’ back Terry. He gave it a decent burial in 1972 after it expired through old age but some cunt appears to have resurrected it.

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When i was about 16 I worked in a newsagents. One day this STUNNING lass in her late twenties came in to the shop. I waited for her to reach the front of the queue in anticipation… and this horrid nasal voice squawked ‘twenty embassy number one ploise’ and a little bit of me died :frowning:

Tut. Just needed something to keep her mouth otherwise-engaged…

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Unfortunately fake but still amusing.

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It appears not fake.

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Even better

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