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A man goes into a chemists and says “How much for that funny-smelling spray my wife likes?”
The assistant replies “Perfume?”
The man says “No - for a whole bottle.”
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Nothing worse than having a song by The Cranberries stuck in your head. In your heeeeeeeead, in your heeeeead, in your head, in your head, in your hea, hea, hea, head…
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Deserves Moar likes than I can give 
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Judging by the smell in those places most of the toothless scuffers in there just stand there and piss themselves…