Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Truth.

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A good friend of the family has been obsessed with the Chuckle Brothers since childhood.
He’s changed his name from Tommy to Hugh.

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His Emineminence

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gaga

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Cruel…but fair

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Fuck, that was me walking down to the pub on Saturday :rofl:

Apologies to the sensible and considerate twats of the forum (have we any ?)

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It’s been a total nightmare around here lately. The inconsiderate twats don’t even try to ride in single file now.

Packs of them, 2 abreast with not a single fuck given for any other road users.

:rage: Cunts, all of them.

I’m sure you’ll be au fait with the Highway Code. It says (section 163) you should overtake cyclists using the other (oncoming) lane, as you would a car. They’ve even put a picture in

I agree that if they were 2-abreast you might struggle to give the outside one 1.5m of clearance, but there should still be enough room to get past them safely.

I’m afraid the days of squeezing them all into the gutter have gone.

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Local garage sent me through their new price list.

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