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Did you get get any takers ? 
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Gotta admire the cunts scrotal fortitude.
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You would have thought that his mum would have poisoned him by now.
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He’d take a lot of poisoning !
Brilliant 
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Concerning a lass from my dim’n’distant yoof - that most-dreaded statement:
“Is it in yet?”
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But it gets better…
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I was fucking her in the arse at the time…
True story. Never really recovered…
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Oof, brown bucket blues.
