Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[pmac]

I’ve got that LP, love it!

[htm_1968]

This is to offset the impact ofSodder’s close brush with actual humour a couple of posts back which obviously has no place in this thread.

[Waxy]

That dog has 6 legs and horns. Is it actually some kind of beetle?

[htm_1968]

@Waxy

Is it actually some kind of beetle?

No idea. I would need to be completely caned to contemplate such a question adequately.

Meanwhile:

[Waxy]

[chelseadave]

[Professor_Chaos]

[MGOwner]

[mickbald]

Want one!

[Professor_Chaos]

Me too

[MJ2]

Me two

[rmsshipbroker]

We’re all going to Hell…

[malbec]

I’ll be pushing the hand cart

[Sir_Franc]

[htm_1968]

[Jim]

[Professor_Chaos]

[Pilgrim]

Jason Giddens

[Bolts]

[2a3]

Jacob-Rees Mogg hoped to get a better Brexit result from Hallowe’en…
Someone had the right idea and a suggestion for the pineapple.