never understand why people scrub the names out when they post social media screenshots, it’s been posted on the chuffing internet.
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Jesus Christ!!!
Just came this close to actually being knocked over by a council salt lorry!!
“You bloody idiot ” I shouted through gritted teeth 
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Sounds like an as-salt case to me
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"In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later two Russian military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun pointed, “He went that way."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would’ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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I sense a Ban in your near future.
TBH, if I was a mod Reddit alone would be enough…
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coming from you I’ll take that as a compliment 
For further grammatical representations of Christmas activities, see Douglas Adams’ “Time Traveller’s Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations”.
The Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional tense is of especial relevance.
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If anyone knows how to sense a ban…
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