Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

[MrKettle]

Bennett Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Official

[MrKettle]

@Waxy

Another MP caught bashing the bishop in public.

https://twitter.com/quantick/status/1605264467125739532?s=20&t=_ts9gOGl9irIAm6uOru0ZA

[chelseadave]

[johnny_s]

Well thats my festive top sorted.

[Sir_Franc]

[Rob998]

I got a gift from a customer yesterday. A bag of soil. I’m not sure what I’ll use it for but I appreciate the sediment.

[MonitorGold10]

[Waxy]

@Rob998

I got a gift from a customer yesterday. A bag of soil.

What on earth were they thinking?

igmc

[MonitorGold10]

For Peat’s sake…

[MrKettle]

Another dirty joke.

[Valvebloke]

Careful, the mods on here have no sense of humus.

[MGOwner]

[Waxy]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

True, they don’t have mulch tolerance for themed puns…

[2a3]

[johnny_s]

How do you make a duck into a soul singer ?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
Courtesy of the Acme Christmas Cracker Co.

[Rob998]

That’s FoL#1 Ellie that is.

[julian2002]

Merry holiday interval from the 80’s

[pbg]

‘Do not make a fallout snowman’

[chelseadave]