Fatberg of utter drivel and fekin' fish puns a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 1)

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Fuck. Off. We don’t want that positivity bollocks round here, especially from someone who looks like that creepy child murderer from the original fire starter.
Whoever dies with the most stuff wins.

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nicked :ok_hand:

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Controversial new story line on The Archers obviously…

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Started a band this year called 1023 megabytes. Haven’t got a gig yet.

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Not even a nibble?

New Year’s Eve. I hate it.
All the drunkenness, yelling, uncontrolled behaviour. The nonsense, the seemingly incessant noise and bickering.
And it’s even worse if you spend it with other people.

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I wish I knew which paper this was in….

I’m eternally greatful that I haven’t a clue… it’s made up …please!

Are you fucking serious?

i thought it might been the Mail :wink: